Daft Punks are a pair of dancing billionaire French robots called Twiki-Detoo Aristo-Bleep de Casioviare and 7-Zut Alors-7. They were made to star in the Black Hole but were rejected for being too Gallic. Bof! So they formed a band, originally called Daft Spunk, but their manager C3PO-C30C60C90 persuaded them to move the S to […]Read More Daft Punks: Random Access Mammaries
These signs have started appearing in my local Tesco Metro: Is it me, or aren’t they immensely fucking sinister? YOU’RE NEXT. Holy crap, what for?! YOU’RE NEXT. Please, leave me alone! And they’re incorrect. I stood next to one today and there were seven people in front of me, so I certainly wasn’t next, and […]Read More Hoppity-Hop, Boppity-Bop, Who’s Next for the Chop?!