1. My life revolves around my cat. 2. My cat’s life revolves around itself. 3. I am aware of 1. and 2. 4. My cat is unaware of 1. and 3. and is dedicated 24/7 to 2. 5. My cat wins. It’s like the laws of robotics, for the human slaves of felines. AdvertisementsRead More “Owning” A Cat
Last night, Tammy caught and killed an ENORMOUS spider. She dragged it under the bed and downed it wriggling in 2 gulps. She even went back and ate the legs that fell off during the kill! That’s my girl. EIGHT-LEGS, BEWARE!Read More THAT’S MY GIRL!
I TOLE YA I WUZ A GURL U BIG GINGA TOSSA Soz about that, lass. Shows you how much of an expert Dawn is! Actually, the vet had to look twice, but then said “Tom” was “certainly a girl”. So now I share my house with a gorgeous green-eyed female… it seems BOTH less AND […]Read More I’m a girl, you silly tool
I have a cat. And my life will never be the same again! He arrived on Sunday and, although it’s only Tuesday, I’ve made many changes of neccesity to look after my new furry friend. He’s a 12-week-old mostly-grey tabby, and we’re off to the vet tomorrow for his jabs and to determine his gender. […]Read More My Cat
So the new Indiana Jones film is called “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.” Bloody hell! What a mouthful, as the choirboy said to the vicar. They may as well have gone the whole hog (like I did last night with Porky) and called it “India Jones and the Intruguing Legend of […]Read More Indy 4