Posted by: Nick Walters | August 20, 2015

DOMINEX INDUSTRIES – KEEP OUT – TRESPASSERS WILL BE DESTROYED

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Dominex Industries are pleased to announce the opening of their new nuclear waste processing facility on Dartmoor, Devon, England, Earth, Mutters Spiral.

Using our innovative new process of Negative Mass Flux Absorption, Dominex will provide cheap energy for the entire United Kingdom – and, eventually, the whole world!

Dominex are co-operating fully with the police in the investigation into the mysterious and unfortunate disappearances in the vicinity of their moorland base.

And rumours that we are secretly and illegally constructing weapons of mass domination are, we assure you, completely without foundation.

Watch Panaroma tonight for an exclusive interview with Dominex Chief Executive, Dominic Vaar!

DOMINEX – YOUR FUTURE IS OUR BUSINESS.

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