Posted by: Nick Walters | September 18, 2008

10 things I’d rather be doing WITH CELEBRITIES than work today

1. Window-shopping for lingerie with Keira Knightley
2. Playing pool with Bob Hoskins and winning
3. Elephant-hunting with Alvin Stardust
4. Watching a foxy-boxing match between Charlie Dimmock and Lynda Barron
5. Having a drinking competition with Mark E. Smith
6. A day’s pransktering around London with Dom Joly followed by a curry
7. Assembling and painting model aircraft with Robert de Niro
8. Shouting obscenities from an open-top bus being driven around Cheltenham by a drunken Ade Edmondson whilst a sobbing Rik Mayall tries to pull my trousers down
9. Playing kiss chase with Eve Myles, Billie Piper, Cherly Hines, Kylie, Girls Aloud, oh and Keira Knightley
10. Mastering the new Jesus and Mary Chain album whilst Jacknife Lee looks on in horror

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