Posted by: Nick Walters | May 13, 2008

Dr Who books for teh beach, beatch!

Thinking of going to the beach this weekend?

Well you’re gonna need something to read!

And being a Dr Who fan you’ll want something summery and beach-
related. You could take The Leisure Hive or Fury from the Deep, for
example.

Or you could choose from one of these amazing new titles!

Doctor Who and the Deckchair Dilemma

Doctor Who and the Search for the Lost Car Keys of Time

Doctor Who and the Two Quid for a Can of Fucking Coke

Doctor Who and the Sunglasses of the Secret Ogle

Doctor Who and the Sandy Foreskin

Doctor Who and the Sunstroke Delirium

Doctor Who and the Windbreak War

Doctor Who and the FUCKING Seagulls

Doctor Who and the Family Argument of Doom

Doctor Who and the Opportunistic Paedo of Evil

Doctor Who and the Annoying Cunt Who Always Points Out that You Can
See The Curvature of the Earth on the Horizon of the Sea

Doctor Who and the Not Waving But Drowning

Doctor Who and the Sea Devils Are Looking At My Bird

Doctor Who and the Dogshit Discovery

Doctor Who and the Horror of Flab

Doctor Who and the Realisation that You’d Be Better Off in the
Fucking Pub

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