Posted by: Nick Walters | August 18, 2007

Doctor Who Porn

I’m thinking of having a go at some Doctor Who pornography.

Here’s my first effort:K-9’S GANG-BANG BLASTER BANG

K-9 emitted a weird electronic howl as Romana (the Mary Tamm one) clenched her anus around his laser-gun snout.
 
“That’s it, Romana!” cried the Doctor enthusiastically. “Now, K-9, set your blaster on stun and – GENTLY, now, GENTLY, set it off.”
 
“Affirmative, Master”, said K-9, his voice trembling in querulous agitation as only the voice of an AI at the very limits of its operational parameters can.
 
There came a muffled ZAAAPPP! of released energy.
 
The Doctor’s eyes almost boggled out of his head as he watched Romana’s eyes turn totally white and smoke pour from her ears.
 
“UuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!” she grunted gutturally, turning purple and vibrating like a harp string.
 
She maintained this posture for a full minute, and then emitted a terrifying scream of fulfilled lust.  She then collapsed to the TARDIS floor, her skin red and blistered, steaming slightly.
 
“How was it for you, Mistress?” chirped K-9 cheekily.
 
“Transcendental” purred the satisfied Time Lady.
 
“Recharge your batteries K-9″, ordered the Doctor, dropping his keks. “I’m having some of that!”


Responses

  1. wow dude, lol

  2. Brilliant submission! I want to commission you for our “adult” sci-fi drama show Torchwood, as it appears you have a level of wit and writing ability second to only Chris Chibnall. I thank fuck I found you lurking on the web. (I would thank God but I’m an aetheist. And gay, and we all know what the holy book says about that, don’t we children?)

  3. [...] yes, and I saw this valiant attempt at a Doctor Who porn story today. All I’ll say is that RADW is still [...]


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